Poor guy.

loooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

LOL, this rocks~

Dear Hessah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, at the mental hospital, and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're related.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Please don't hurt me,
Vasu



I really mean the bit in bold.

Dear Bela

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg, at the mental hospital and I saw you Ignore my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood sample as a memory.
You should also know that I Hate your cooking and you ruined by attempts at another world war.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
BlackDragonEX

. . . o.O

LOOOL

LOL 3 ppl
 

I have meh friends first then mine then another friends ;D



Dear Kayla,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprachan. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, in your closet and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Georgia



Mine:

Dear Matt,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, in your car and I saw you my father sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.

Go Milk a Cow,
Zach



Dear Amber,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg
, In your car and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Emotional enough to understand How awful you are.
I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your left ear
as a memory.
You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.
With tears of sadness,
Kayla

Why the hell did you post the whole template? LOL

Dear Hrae,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I don't like your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I hate your cooking and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Please don't hurt me,
Tylor. O:

i was at school when i did it and i had like 1 min to get off the comp and sprint to my next class, and i didnt have time to take it off, LOL

Dear EnEn,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, outside of your office and I saw you sit in my father.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful you are.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Esen