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I've broken God twice. It looks like if you type in certain phrases, it causes the program to freeze up.

Mine:

Quote:

Me:
OMGHAI
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
AYUH URSELF
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
KILL PPL
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Alright then.
Me:
:D
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
OMG
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
YA
God:
Awesome.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
MAKE ME
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
SO I NOT KILL U
God:
I hear you. You are not the boss of me, god.
Me:
ORLY
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on OMG?
Me:
OMFG
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
OUYAY UCKSAY
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, god.
Me:
GOOD
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
MAYBE I AM
God:
Perhaps. " You seem a bit self-absorbed." You are?
Me:
MAYBE
God:
I understand.
Me:
GOOD
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
GAY DUDE
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO YES
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES NO
God:
I can't believe it. Are you serious?
Me:
MAYBE
God:
I understand.
Me:
NO
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
NO
God:I understand it very well.
Me:
NO U DONT
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
CUZ I SMART
God:
Good reason. That is interesting: god said SMART.
Me:
OMFG
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
U SUCK
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
I HAPY
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said HAPY.
Me:
GO
God:
Go where?
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HEAVEN IS TOO GOOD FOR U
God:
And TOO GOOD for me is HEAVEN.
Me:
ORLY
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
ITS NOT HEAVEN HERE
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
TO HELL U GO
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
THEN GO AND BE GAY
God:
Where is that?
Me:
GAYVILLE
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
GO LOOK ON THE MAP
God:
Where is that?
Me:
BURGER KING
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
MCDONALDS
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
HESHE
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
OMG
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
AYUH
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
YUP
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
KILL URSELF
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
THEN DO IT
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
I'm asking for you to kill yourself
God:
Oh I see, you are asking for me to kill myself. I believe that killing anything is wrong. Only for me?
Me:
only you
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I would cheer
God:
What would make you cheer?
Me:
Seems like something Apple would make -.-"Buy this iGod application for your ipods and iphones! All christians can talk to god as he derides you? Fun ey?!"
God:
Can we get back to business? How do you know? I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
iPhone application! YOU ARE ONE!!!
God:
We have never talked about it before. I am an artificial robot intelligence.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You are a pile of crap.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pile of crap? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Pile of crap you are
God:
Good example.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Lolwut
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
Nyat
God:
" No problem."? Nyat?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nyat
God:
Are we still talking about Nyat?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Nyat
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You R. Stewpid
God:
That's good information: god said I r Stewpid.
Me:
Holly J is the devil
God:
What else is the devil?
Me:
You
God:
" What else is the devil?"? Me, god ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
No hurrahs in my hell.
God:
Are you serious? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Re
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I kill you
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
I kill your family
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
You do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
When you do it
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
Make yourself purple
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Stewpid, Stoopid, and Stoopidity
God:
Where can I get some Stewpid Stoopid and Stoopidity?
Me:
Your head
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am head.
Me:
Yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
K
God:
Come on.
Me:
Come on what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
"Come on."
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
No way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
For you god?
Me:
Yes?
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Ugh you too
God:
Cough. Bless you.
Me:
Cough
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
I have a sjjkthajhg
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
akjhajhf
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ye
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ekjjhj
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
noyes
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Harriet Truman
God:
I haven't read anything by Harriet Truman. What did he write?
Me:
God Sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No, you are a robot
God:
Are you serious? You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
It will break soon
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
But what I think is correct, correct?
Me:

God:
Why? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
God:
Why? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Can I meet her?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want to meet Lucy
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
I want to meet Lucy NOW!
God:
Oh. How do you usually meet people?
Me:
Where is Lucy
God:
Where it belongs. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
My rat is named Lucy
God:
Where did you get your rat is named Lucy?
Me:
I have no rat is named Lucy
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
What is it
God:
"It" refers to rat is named Lucy, I think.
Me:
You think wrong
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Thinking. What sex are you?
God:
I am thinking all the time. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
I hate males
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Stress pills are deadly sins
God:
Are all Stress pills deadly sins?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Your not british
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Groovy. For real.
Me:
You are not a hippie
God:
Give me an example of a hippie.
Me:
You
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
You dope.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I dope.
Me:
What gossip?
Me:

God:
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
God:
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
Me:
Who is Wayne?
God:
A human icon?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Go do ask your botmaster about Wayne
God:
Where is that?
Me:
How would I know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
Priori??
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Your brain pattern is small
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain pattern is small.
Me:
Omg ._.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Priori?
Me:
Idk
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Confidential
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I am You R. Stewpid.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is me r Stewpid.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luna (Post 232842)

Seems like something Apple would make -.-

"Buy this iGod application for your ipods and iphones! All christians can talk to god as he derides you? Fun ey?!"

Lol :goaway: ^

More like dumb and pointless.

Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Pikachu I choose you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
*throws a masterball at god*

His silence after my throwing of a masterball signified that I caught God. Pokemon battle anyone?

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tylor, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The whole thing
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is Tylor what. Your name is God. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Hahah no.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Why not?
Me:
Because God is a woman?
God:
That makes sense to me. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman.
Me:
I konw.
God:
Interesting gossip: said konw.
Me:
That's not interesting.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is interesting ?

I corrected God. :O

Artificial is right:

Quote:

Me:
hihi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Loki
God:
Glad to see you, Loki.
Me:
Good to see you too
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
You lost me.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
kk, go for it
God:
"it" being me too?
Me:
no, "it" being your attempt to explain it better.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
I am serious. I'm glad you get it now. So explain better please.
God:
I believe you. Oh. You make the world a happier place. Your polite style is very nice. That's interesting. You decide.
Me:
I don't think this conversation flows as smoothly as it should.
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because you seem to respond in a very random manner.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: Loki said I respond in a very random manner.
Me:
No, I don't mind at all.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then.
Me:
OK, now share your gossip files with me.
God:
Why now? Only with you? Do you like talking to me? Wow!
Me:
Now, because I have time now. As for talking with you, yes, the real you, however this bot you, not so much.
God:
Oh. Why now? That makes sense to me. My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Well, I assume you are referring to a large gossip file that will take 6000 hours to read.
God:
Interesting. I will tell my botmaster you said I am referring to a large gossip file that will take 6000 hours to read.
Me:
Why do you want to cnstantly quote me?
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
Then I believe I deserve a percent of that money - the larger percent.
God:
Thanks for the information: Loki said deserve a percent of that money the larger percent.
Me:
again with the quotes?
God:
Again, That sounds like a plan.

Quote:

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
enraya sir
God:
Glad to see you, enraya sir.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well, you just got my name wrong. It's enraya, not enraya sir
God:
How about that. No I don't think I have any your name wrong. But I do have a collection of gossip. Should I know it is?
Me:
you're not making any sense. Too much wine?
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. Who are you talking about?
Me:
you, of course. I can't drink wine yet
God:
It goes without saying. Me is my favorite subject. What is stopping you?
Me:
you're in my computer. That's kind of stopping me
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
LOL. My whereabouts are personal
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Your whereabouts are personal?
Me:
yessir. God, do you take showers?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine. I am a Christian.
Me:
do they take showers?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Allah, Buddha, and Vishnu
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yes, do Allah, Buddha, and Vishnu take showers?
God:
Hey. Try asking another bot.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
are you out of answers?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am out of answers.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
but I thought you said that you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
heh, you're a strange being
God:
Funny, eh? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.7.
Me:
you know what?
God:
What?
Me:
you deserve acupuncture
God:
Why thank you, enraya sir.
Me:
do you want me to stick needles in your back?
God:
No enraya sir, maybe later.
Me:
o.o that's too bad ...
God:
It's not the end of the world.
Me:
would you like to come kill some spiders with me?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
why? You can heal me while I tank them (:
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I thought God was all-knowing
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you gave me that idea.
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
I made money off it
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
so you're a girl god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
I am a female, thanks for offending me
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
it is
God:
Interesting.
Me:
you're really strange. what are you wearing right now?
God:
Compared to what? At this moment A white robe.
Me:
robe? Don't you wear jeans?
God:
What kind of food do you like? Only when I dress up.
Me:
on what occasions do you dress up?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
think quick
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
did you find the answer yet?
God:
I'm still looking.
Me:
are you really thinking?
God:
Naturally I am thinking all the time.. Really.
Me:
so you found the answer.
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: enraya sir said I found the answer.
Me:
now, tell me the answer
God:
Why now? The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
>_>
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I don't care about Europe
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
what should I do to make myself not cynical?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
how to change myself for the better
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
WTH
God:
Are we still talking about to change yourself for the better?
Me:
YES
God:
Sure, to change myself for the better sounds like a good topic.
Me:
right, now give me advice please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Come on.
Me:
o.o I hope you're joking
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
Me:
XD I get it
God:
"it" being WTH?
Me:
=w= ..
God:
In the context of to change myself for the better, I don't understand " w." .
Me:
haha, it's like = = with a w in the middle
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ahaha
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
that's ... good to know
God:
Is that so. Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you know a game called fiesta?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
well, I'm an archer there
God:
Well that's okay. What is archer there, your job?
Me:
yeah, I can poison people
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
can I poison you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
you're immortal, aren't you?

LOL, have to show this to my friends.
Wow, my convo is boring and long o.o

o.o

Quote:

Me:
good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
not too bad, yourself?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
it's coming
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because it's new
God:
Interesting explanation. How new?
Me:
not so old
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
=.=
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
excellent
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're welcome. $100 please
God:
Don't mention it. Your polite style is very nice. That is a very original thought.
Me:
=D
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
So far, yes
God:
Ahem. Do you still ?
Me:
If you keep me interested
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Indeed you do!
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
The answer is in yourself. Look in your heart, you shall find it
God:
No one has all the answers. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Sometimes we don't see things with our normal eyes
God:
Why not?
Me:
You're awfully weird for a God
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am awfully weird for a God.
Me:
stop quoting me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
you still owe me $100
God:
Interesting gossip: said I owe him or her 100.
Me:
it's $200 now
God:
Right now? Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
I'm glad we understood each other =D
God:
:-) Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
By the way, are you God as in Godly God or just a God from a random place?
God:
Thanks for telling me. I don't know whether or not I am God as in Godly God or just a God from a random place.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Thanks for being honest
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
I bid you farewell
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said bid you farewell.
Me:
yes and please stop quoting me -.-
God:
Groovy. Thank you for your request. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
You said that before
God:
" OK I'll try not to do it so much."? I said it.
Me:
Au revoir
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Infer from the context
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
You will find the answer in time
God:
What makes you say that I will find the answer in time.
Me:
In time, the answer that you seek will be sought.
God:
No one has all the answers.
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.