Question's not funny....

:uhoh:

http://philosophy.eserver.org/chicken.txt

That should answer your question. My favourite answer?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Salvador Dali: The Fish.

I think it liek crossed da road becuz i said i was gunna make fried chicken out of him with multishot :nahnah:

Try a hatchet next time. Cheapter than shot.

/offtopic

Hay kirby, I got bored. Here:

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/g...kirbysiggy.png

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/g...irbyavatar.png

Why did the monkey fall out of the Tree?

He was dead.

Why did the chicken fall out of the Tree?

He was tied to the monkey.

=/

lmao.

You made this? COOL!!! Although, I might keep my siggy and avatar... I love the police kirby in my avatar, and my cleric kirby in my siggy.