the need to laugh, alcoholism, retardness, bad grades at school, addiction, cross dressing, cancer, internal bleeding, starvation, forest fires, vegetarism, loss of mental health, impotence, long and painful death, sister complex, apathy, epilepsy, lazyness, inflation, gender confusion, global warming, sarcasm, geekiness, bad spelling, boredom, global catastrophes, pastafarism, brainwashing and general failure in life.
